yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
