All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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