Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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