Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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