This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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