About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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