I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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