I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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