walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Dick very happy bro
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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