I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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