return my video game
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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