That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Everything about him screamed your future.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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