He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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