YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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