You work out of a Hotel?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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