i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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