I'm going to jail i love you
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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