I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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