Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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