it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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