I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
