Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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