i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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