you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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