You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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