smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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