I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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