i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
MIDGETS
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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