Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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