If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
