Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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