At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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