I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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