I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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