i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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