I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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