I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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