Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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