You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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