I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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