The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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