Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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