Well apparently he's into motor boating.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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