I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Mom said you looked used
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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