Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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