stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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