Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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