Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
