He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
