My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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